[guide.chat] { received with many thanks to Si Watson,who's birthday is on Wednesday 16th of November ,happy birthday Si }:Fwd: Burglar!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:56:33 -0000
:Fwd: Burglar!
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob
the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find
a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked.
Just turn the knob."
He did so.
Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were
floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning,
"My confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken.
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