[guide.chat] { received with many thanks to Si Watson }:Fwd: Brunette jokes!

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  • Date: Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:39:36 -0000




:Fwd: Brunette jokes

 brunette jokes

Brunette Jokes
What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What's a brunette's mating call?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price
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