[guide.chat] { received with many thanks to Si Watson } Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 34!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:19:42 -0000
Fwd: Baby's little instruction book page 34!
Don't speak if pointing will do
Learn to distinguish between the sexes
Pick up bad language from your
parents quicker than any other
words
If you're going to lie, do it
convincingly
Hate having your hair washed
Tell people you're an orphan for
sympathy
Blow bubbles - eat soap
Only poo in the bath if you're
sharing it with a parent
Throw up in the car without giving
warning
Be unable to blow your nose
properly
Have your parents take you out for
a walk in the night to get you
back to sleep
Call your maternal grandmother to
her face by the name your father
uses when she's not there
Pick your nose
Empty waste paper bins
Don't let your mother raid your
money box to pay the milkman
Don't admit to missing your
parents when thyey leave you at
a relative's for the night
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