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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 15 Apr 2013 15:37:24 +0100
: Fwd: Well, you're sort of a Jewish mother...(I hope this is P.C.)I love it
,,Dot!
: FW: Well, you're sort of a Jewish mother...(I hope this is P.C.)I love it
,,Dot!
: Well, you're sort of a Jewish mother...
Ah, there's nothin' like the wisdom of a Jewish mother!
A 20-year-old girl tells her mother that she has missed her period for 2
months and is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I
want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and
distinguished man with grey hair steps out of the car and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl and tells
them, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't
marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take responsibility.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores,
a deli, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account."
"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a
$25,000,000 bank account."
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you
suggest?"
All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's
shoulder and tells him, "so, you'll try again."
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