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  • From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 25 Sep 2012 13:45:53 +0100

:FWD: The Irish Christening!

: The Irish Christening

      Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car
accident and went into a deep coma.

      After nearly six months, she woke up and saw
that she was no longer pregnant.

      Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

      The
doctor replied, "You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine.
However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your
brother Paddy came in and named them."

      The woman thought to herself, 'Oh suffering
Jesus, no, not me brother. He's a clueless idiot!'

      Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor,
"Well, what's my daughter's name?"

      "Denise." said the doctor.

      The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought
to herself, 'Wow, that's a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my
brother, I really like Denise.'

      Then she asked, "What's the boy's
name?"

      The doctor replied "De-nephew ."
 

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