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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2012 21:51:50 +0100
:Fwd: The Lone Ranger!
: The Lone Ranger!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink
a Beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who Owns
the
big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was
ready
to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and
soon
Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to
run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to
make him
start to feel better." Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off
running
circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to
the saloon to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy
struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse
outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with
him
this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
(...I JUST LOVE THIS PART...)
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin".
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