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- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2012 21:47:41 +0100
Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street , he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a
Wine Gum.
He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. 'I'm the one
with the nuts,' he thought!
Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to
the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream
Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip
down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always
fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he
pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he
needed Time Out,
however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had
a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip. It turned out
Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts
You will
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