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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "sister inlaw pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 25 Feb 2012 11:16:28 -0000
VSubject: The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals =
12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
BILL Koppelmann
SKYPE: Billblinkster
facebook: Bill.Koppelmann
yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift,
that is why it is called the present.
HAVE A GREAT DAY
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