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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "sister inlaw pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:41:41 -0000
dirty mind quiz
Do you have a dirty mind? Take this simple quiz and find out. See
if you can determine what is being described in the following ten
items:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask
you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me. What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow
me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when
engaged in my job. What am I?
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Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. bubble gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. the paperboy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush
How did you score?
All correct - Your mind is as clean as a whistle!
7 - 9 correct - Your mind is still pretty clean. OK to bring you
home to meet mom.
4 - 6 correct - You're average.
1 - 3 correct - Your mind is definitely headed toward the gutter...
All wrong - YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!
BILL Koppelmann
SKYPE: Billblinkster
yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift,
that is why it is called the present.
HAVE A GREAT DAY
Do you have a dirty mind? Take this simple quiz and find out. See
if you can determine what is being described in the following ten
items:
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask
you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me. What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow
me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when
engaged in my job. What am I?
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Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4. bubble gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. the paperboy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush
How did you score?
All correct - Your mind is as clean as a whistle!
7 - 9 correct - Your mind is still pretty clean. OK to bring you
home to meet mom.
4 - 6 correct - You're average.
1 - 3 correct - Your mind is definitely headed toward the gutter...
All wrong - YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND!
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