[guide.chat] life thoughts from duggy
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 9 Feb 2012 11:18:51 -0000
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit me.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even
get into my own pants.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America ?
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I
just 'chunky dunk.'
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have
signed up in the first place!
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life
we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be
able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't you know it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live
forever.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in
school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!
Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -
And, since it's in English, thank a soldier'
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the
Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely brilliant question!!!!
And remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
You will
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