[guide.chat] joke from Ernie
- From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:18:14 +0100
Hahahah well I thought it was funny anyway.
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From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 24/07/2009 11:12
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Subject: [guide.chat] FW joke from Ernie
FW Joke from Ernie
FW Joke from Ernie
I'm calling this one AGE number one
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the
Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin
To chat and before they know it, several
have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and
Asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held
A gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held
It for a while."
Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes
His manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to
Meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and
Talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was
O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him
Sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was
Holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
Have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied,
"Parkinson's."
Perhaps this is not as funny as all that ,but I thought you might like to read
it ,ok from Keith
this was originally sent to my relations in Australia .
If you have seen this one before ,may I apologise now .Keith
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