[guide.chat] jim
- From: vanessa <qwerty1234567a@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "GUIDE CHAT" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 1 Jul 2012 17:40:16 +0100
Loved all your emails especially this one, very funny indeed, keep posting them
as they are a good read, hope you are keeping well and that they have finished
slurrying the fields.
vanessa.
-----Original Message-----
From: James Liddell - Email Address: james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 30/06/2012 09:14
Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Fw: CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
The following came from a friend of mine - a minister - but I take no
responsibility for any actions should you decide to follow the advice below....
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started
and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off
a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream,
a package of Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
the rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos,
a box of chocolates,
and the last bit of the tequila.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKING GOOD I FEEL RIGHT NOW!!
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner
peace.
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