[guide.chat] farnworth

  • From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 13 Jan 2013 21:42:28 -0000

Humour : Farnworth

Farnworth Remembered

 

 

 

 

Ah remember when Farn'orth were gradely

'Up Moor' meant adventure and fun,

 When t' Market were lit up wi' gas jets,

An apples - just tuppence a pun.

 

 

 

When lassies met lads for a giggle

On Market Street each Sunday neet,

An' owd folk walked out unmolested,

When a penn'orth o' chips were a treat.

 

 

 

When Farn'orth ad' five Picture 'ouses,

The Ritz were the poshest of aw

But us kids luved the 'Bug 'ut' on Sat'days,

They gi' yer an orange an aw!

 

 

 

When 'Powells' and 'Togs' were ar bar-rooms,

An' Vimto, not beer, were ar drink

When muggin's were summat in't future

An' kids ' ad a bath in the sink.

When Wogden were't just poor relation

An' Farn'orth 'ad standing and pride,

When nobody knocked deawn ar 'ouses

  An' left piles o' rubble yards wide.

 

 

 

 

When't 'Wakes' were better than Bowton's

Black peas were't th'order o't'day

Wi' Brackley Street lit up like Blackpoo'

An' rides-but a penny to pay.

 

 

When errands were 'run' fer an' aypenny

An Woolies sold nowt 'oer a bob,

An' folk queued at t'Co-op fer divi

An' workers gave 'all' to their job.

 

 

 

 

Th'owd trams clanged along wi' a flourish

'Bone-Shakers' fra Farn'orth to Town,

An' only rich folk rode in taxis

An' mostly we walked, up an' down.

 

 

 

They call 'em the 'bad times'-ah wonder!

Alreet, ah knows money were tight,

But when ah were ten, ah were 'appy,

To me they were 'good'-but who's reet?    

  
 

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