[guide.chat] corporate structure
- From: "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2011 22:37:23 +0100
corporate structure
Chairman Of The Board
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a
speeding locomotive; faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.
President
Leaps short buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a
switch engine; just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water
when the water is calm. Talks with God.
Executive Vice-President
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine; not quite as fast as a
speeding bullet. Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool. Talks
to God if special request is granted.
Vice President
Barely clears a quonset hut. Loses tug of war with locomotive. Can
fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by
God.
General Manager
Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings. Is run
over by a locomotive. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
self-injury. Dog paddles. Talks to animals.
Manager
Runs into buildings. Recognizes locomotive two out of three times.
Is not issued ammunition. Can't stay afloat with a life preserver.
Talks to walls.
Trainee
Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings. Says, "Look
at the choo-choo." Wets self with a water pistol. Plays in mud
puddles. Mumbles to self.
Secretary
Lifts buildings and walks under them. Kicks locomotives off the
tracks. Catches speeding bullets in her teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with single glance. She IS God.
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