[guide.chat] Traffic cop
- From: "Dave Bonner" <djbonner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:24:22 -0000
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people
A Saskatchewan police officer had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem.- a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which
read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Edmonton , AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan
RCMP Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the RCMP
Ball."
He replied, 'Ma'am, Saskatchewan RCMP don't have balls.'
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and
he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his
book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.
She was laughing so hard, she couldn't start her car.
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