[guide.chat] To daddy Kermit

From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide Chat List" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 17 Nov 2011 23:08:16 -0000
Hey kermit 
should of gone to bed but can't sleep now because of your rascals all in disco 
infact they all text me on my mobile to say they all drunk and having a great 
time dancing on floor they even told me that they were chatting to a couple 
called Pat and Ray from dance group on Tuesdays where my friend clare goes oh 
dear clare weill not be pleased to find out ray and pat wearing tight leather 
gear dancing to disco music instead of the usual ballroom dancing wow 
ray was swinging pat all over the place hahahahahahaha 
I asked my babies what time they are coming home they said 5am in Morning oh my 
god had panak attack over that 
they are all grounded for two weeks when they get in going to smack the bloody 
hell out of them all with my rolling pin flattten them all  

Yes kermit went to the social security but had such a foul mouth on me they had 
to give it me in the end hahahahahahaha the lady behind the desk was petrified 
of me so she handed me check for £200 

and you call yourself a daddy walking out on my kids 
you ought to be ashamed of yourself with that stupid look on your face 
you should be working for my kids not watching sky tv in afternoon and drinking 
beers 

Love your x wife miss piggy who is in foul mood waiting in for them rockers 
carol x.x.x.x.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sennjan Kadir - Email Address: senn.kadir@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 17/11/2011 22:44
Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] to miss piggy

Hello Miss Piggy,
I thought I would write and ask if you had a chance to go to the benefit office 
today and ask for more money for the piglets?
If you did go, did they agree?
If they didn't, I hope you gave them the famous miss piggy karate chop, until 
they agreed.
We want the kids to look nice at the play group Xmas party.
Please tell the piglets that I will be around at the weekend to see them and to 
behave at the party.
From.
kermit.
[guide.chat] To daddy Kermit

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