Good morning Jennie Just been admirering myself all morning in the mirros combing my new hair style with afro combe for curls you know Jennie I wish I could stand in front of my mirrors 24 over 7 but my friend miss bossy boots will not allow it she just pushes me away to one side I banged my head on door frame through her yesterday the misery guts she is hahahahahahahahaha she doesn't know I am using her computer she has just taken the rubbish down stairs to rubbish cupboards so one of my gorgeous ears are pricked up listening out you see No i am too happy and passionately in love with my gorgeous Dandy he gets so upset you know because my thick red lip stick stays all over his mouth hahahahahahaha silly bugger he is Oh Honestely men so damn mard Oh no Jennie you must not have Gammon any more insult to me I am going to send letter to David Cameron and a beautiful photo of me posing to ask him if he can bann Bacon in shops supermarkets and market stalls its insult to me and my pigglets must go now got to put some oil of ulay on my gorgeous skin Love ya Miss Piggy x.x.x.x.