[guide.chat] The operation

From: "JM Martin" <jmartin33@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 30 Aug 2009 17:00:32 +0100
 
Subject: Fw: The Operation

----- Original Message ----- 

  
  The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure 
your headaches.
  
  The bad news is that it will require castration.
  
  You have a very rare condition which causes your 
testicles to press on your
  spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a 
headache.
  
  The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove 
the testicles.'
  
  Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if 
he had anything to live for.
  He had no choice but to go under the knife.
  
  When he left the hospital, he was without a 
headache for the first time in
  20 years, but he felt like he was missing an 
important part of himself. As
  he walked down the street, he realized that he felt 
like a different person.
  He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
  
  He saw a men's clothing store and thought,'That' s 
what I need .. A new
  suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 
'I'd like a new suit.'
  
  The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's 
see...size 44 long.'
  
  Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
  
  'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
  
  Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
  
  As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman 
asked, 'How about a new
  shirt?'
  
  Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
  
  The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's se e, 34 
sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
  
  Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
  
  ' Been in the business 60 years.'
  
  Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
  
  Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the 
salesman asked, 'How about
  some new underwear?'
  
  Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
  
  The salesman said, 'Let's see... size 36.'
  
  Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 
since I was 18 years
  old.'
  
  The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a 
size 34. A size 34 would
  press your testicles up against the base of your 
spine and give you one hell
  of a headache'
  
  New suit - $400
  New shirt - $36
  New underwear - $6
  Second opinion - PRICELESS
[guide.chat] The operation

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