[guide.chat] The chase
- From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 08:54:04 +0100
Hi all
well
Dawn me and senn Malcolm ging to be in the chase
Daft Jim is the chaser
oops looks the part
Right
Vanessa is Bradly but women bradly who is going to ask questions
right lets start the show here goes
Good morning all its Daft jim here welcome to the chat chase
all 4 contestants waiting to talk abut themselves
they all want to win thousands and thousands of pounds.
Right
first of all Dawn tell audiance about yourself
Hello I am Dawn love horses and married to chris i yearn a lot so please
forgive me.
Vanessa
right Carol introduce yourself too
My name is Carol fat and chubby and love food could eat nice cake now
Senn
Hello my name is Senn
I never have anything to say I am just so boring.
Malcolm
I just love women and hoping Jann is chaser today.
Right here is Carol going to ask you question
are you ready!
Yes,
if you have 6 cakes in front of you now how many left if you take 3 away?
Carol answere
None because eat them all.
Vanessa
well done you won one thousand pounds.
now who do you think you be up against tonight
could it be daft jim who is not all there looks like a huge cuddly bear
or could it be poetriest herold who loves to joke around
or could it be tony who is never in always out and about
or could it be jann who loves to massarge men
Carol
i would like daft jim please
so guess who walks on oh wow oh wow carol shouts its huge teddy bear daft jim
Vanessa says
chaser
Daft jim says
good morning Carol
well if your going to talk about food then i am not going to let you win any
cakes
Carol
sob sob sob
Vanessa
right can we get on with it now
chaser what are your offers
Chaser
£500
Vanessa if higher offer what will it be?
chaser
five thousands pounds
Carol
you bloody tight fisted sod
show starts
Vanessa carol what is your favourite choclate
Carol
dairy milk
good you won £500
go and sit with team
Vanessa
right next up is Senn
right senn
why are you so boring these days
Senn because never have anybody to talk too or jus the way I am.
vanessa well done you won thousand punds
chaser daft jim walks on like thunder
hello senn
Hello chaser.
if your so boring why are you on the chase
Senn
because i love to show off and be in front of cameras on tv
well done you won £500
next up is Dawn
right Dawn what colurs are horses
Dawn
Chesnut colur dark brown or black
Vanessa
what was name of black horse in film back in the 70's
Black beauty
well done
chaser walks on
hello dawn
Hello chaser
so your a smart ars then are you?
yes i am
you have won ten thousands pournds oh wow oh wow said all the team.
Last up is Malcolm
good evening malcolm
good evening vanessa
right are you ready.
of course i am
right in first aid
how do you give kiss of life
well you lie down on top of the person just keep kissing pationately till they
pass out.
Vanessa
excellent
chaser walks on heavy boots on
Good morning malcolm
Good morning chaser.
so you love your women do you
yes i do
you have won twenty thousands pounds wow oh wow
all the chat room members all get so jealous all turn their tv's off
can anybody els beat the chaser daft jim?
bye
from contestants and vanessa
xxxx
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