[guide.chat] :{ Sheila } : Fwd: Fw: Aussie Pick Up Line
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:08:15 +0100
: Fwd: Fw: Aussie Pick Up Line
*
A Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman.. *
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a
moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' *
No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just
testing it..' *
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?*
What's so special about it?' *
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.' *
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' *
The woman giggles and replies *
Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,*
Bloody thing's an hour fast!'*
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