[guide.chat] { Received with many thanks to Margaret F.}: Fw: The Cowboy
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2011 00:04:04 +0100
: Fw: The Cowboy
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THE COWBOY
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a
trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose
ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the
s___ out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago!
'
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