[guide.chat] :{ Received from my sister Sheila }: Fw: So, there's this yellow toad . . .

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 2 Jun 2011 12:29:47 +0100

This has to be one of the BEST Ever !!!
: Fw: So,  there's this yellow toad . . .
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Subject: FW: So, there's this yellow toad . . .

 

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        So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda 
ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he 
were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for 
one thing. Anyway... This yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
        
        He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other 
toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators."
        
        The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! 
You're green!"
        
        The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, 
which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My 
pecker's still yellow!"
        
        To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will 
have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on 
his way.
        
        There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck 
would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores 
her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of 
the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me 
from a mile off."
        
        She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and 
says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"
        
        The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the 
exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My Wang is 
still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard 
of Oz for that."
        
        To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do 
I find The Wizard of Oz?"
        
        The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... Just follow the yellowdick 
Toad!" ________________________________________ 
        
     
            
     
 

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