[guide.chat] :{ Judith }: Fw: Enjoy the day...
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 3 Jul 2011 16:29:09 +0100
: Fw: Enjoy the day...
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET IT'S THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
Observations on Growing Older
~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren
are perfect!
~Going out is good..
Coming home is better!
~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on
everything... movies, hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
~You forget names .... but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew
you!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of
losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially
golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do
care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does
in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".
~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an
accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~You used to say,
"I hope my kids GET married...
Now, "I hope they STAY married!"
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem ....
were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ...
"what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery, it's not safe to wear it
anywhere.
~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next
week it may be 8:30 P.M.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody whispers.
~Now that your husband has retired ... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
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