[guide.chat] Jokes.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:02:04 +0100
Subject: Jokes.
Jokes.
On Saturday my Missus
me to take her out to somewhere expensive - so I took her to a petrol station!
I used to have only one vice until I met some one through a mutual friend who
sold me another for my work shop.
When an avid crossword fan and friend of mine died his family buried him in a
mass grave but, as a mark of respect, they put him two down and three across.
A student enters a young professor's office, closes the door and kneels on the
floor.
" I would do any thing to pass this exam " she whispers.
She leans closer to him, gazes into his eyes.
" I mean ..... I would do any thing."
He returns her gaze.
" Any thing?"
" Yes ....... Yes. Any thing."
His voice softens. " Any thing?"
His voice drops to a whisper.
" Would you ........ Study?".
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