[guide.chat] In Reply To: to the preist daft jim

  • From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 14 Oct 2012 23:41:10 +0100

Thanks, Carol;
Actually, I enjoy what I do - I'm just glad I'm able to do it.
By the way, I'm not good at serious stuff.
Oh, I know I need to get a serious point over, but if I am in the pulpit, you 
can bet that anything I do is laced with a liberal dose of humour.
I REALLY hate the Po-faced bunch that wouldn't laugh even if you paid them to.
It used to be said in the Church of Scotland that there was an eleventh 
commandment - "Thou shalt not laugh".
I'm glad that tripe has gone years ago.
As for being blind and preaching?
Well, my secret is bullet points.
You see, once I've chosen my text to preach on, I think seriously about what I 
need to say, put it into six or so phrases, which I memorise, and pad these 
'bullet point' phrases out with explanations as I work round them.
As long as I keep the bullet points centred in my mind and bring them out, it 
usually works out OK.
Not that I'm not nervous when I preach - I'm ALWAYS nervous when I preach!
I once asked a minister who had been preaching for over forty years if he was 
ever nervous in the pulpit.
He told me that the day he stopped being nervous in the pulpit would be the day 
he stopped preaching.
You can bet that helped a lot!

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Subject: [guide.chat] to the preist daft jim

Hi daft jim 
oh wow loved raeding all that brilliant 
well done jim so proud of you ah nice 

Oh wow what a very hectic day you have had wonderful daft jim 

not many blind people about can do what your doing 
you see,Daft jim god gives us all a gift 
but in mycase he gives me gift to eat lots of choclates hahahahahahaha and the 
gift of the gab of course 
Oh can't wait for Easter now for my choclate easter eggs 

see thinking of it already hahahahahahaha 

love crazy carol who still not right yet xxxx

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