Hay, Malcom, With all the make up and perfume that she puts on, I wouldn't want to eat that. Cathie -----Original Message----- From: M BOWKER - Email Address: bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 16/02/2012 22:19 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] to all ham lovers Hey Jenny, I bet you would get a good cut of rump off miss piggy.. heeheeheehaahahhaahaaheeheehee. love Malcolm. xxx Good evening Carol, hope you have not worn out that mirror standing in front of it all day,your lipstick must be nearly running out along with your other beauty products,if you can tear yourself away from your mirror you could go to the shops and buy some more,miss bossy boots would have something to say about that because you would have to buy something to cover up the bruise that you had on your head from banging it on the door frame,miss bossy boots did not fall into the rubbish when she took it out did she at least you would have the mirror to yourself if she did,poor miss piggy everyone eating gammon and bacon I expect she is getting worried in case it is her turn next, maybe you should write to David Cameron and see what he thinks of the picture you will send him the only trouble is he might fall in love with her himself as long as he did not think he could steal her away from Kermit, chat more about this later from Jenny ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.1913 / Virus Database: 2112/4813 - Release Date: 02/16/12