Hi there Malcolm, oh yes, I know what happens when man and wife split up and rumours go round. You don't know for sure if what you heard about the piglets is true, as you heard it from someone else. Anyway, if what you say is true, it sounds like the piglets have already gone of the rails. Miss piggy is probably busy with other things or else she's watching tv and eating chocolate. smiles Kermit has gone into hiding, he can't take the pressure of it all. Senn.