[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] carol's missing donkeys

  • From: "M BOWKER" <bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 19 Jun 2012 12:46:49 +0100

Darren, didn't you see the news on T. V.  It was the same last year too. When 
Carol comes home from Blackpool the council have to give out food parcels to 
the locals because she's eaten everything in sight. Asda and Tesco had run out 
of food by Sunday because Carol swept through them like a plague of locus. By 
the time she went out the other end of the shop there was nothing left. 
heeheehee.
 Malcolm.

Carol,

Someone tipped off the donkeys that you were coming to Blackpool and they 
panicked and swam for it, most ending up on the Isle of Man.

The council has managed to coax them back with chocolate but they're still 
frightened in case you come back.

Love Darren. xxx 

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