Hi Scot ,thanks for telling me you liked the funny ones including the one about the bottle of wine ,you will be interested to know when I was working on finding the funny ones to put into the chat line ,well the one that I sent on Sunday afternoon slipped out when I lost concentration of what I was doing ,you see I sort out about six or seven at a time and put them into box 7 ,still working on ,and try to send them daily but sometimes I either miss or send two at once ,anyway it is nice to hear what people think about them ,Cris West likes them and has told me to keep sending them if I have them to send ,which I have as at the present time I have 22 still left in the folder . Well my friend thankyou for telling me you liked them ,and also thanks for keeping us entertained with your match of wits with Shane Harris ,do you know you keep us all smiling with your bickering ha ha . I hope Dolphin get their fingers out and sort out our MSN as mine has been out of order for nearly two weeks ,and on Friday they were blaming Micro-soft or someone like that . Well I had better rap this rabbiting up and go and have a nice cup of coffee and a piece of cake ,see you Keith -----Original Message----- From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 26/07/2009 01:28 Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Re: two glasses of Wine Good work fellah. That's my thing. Ta Scott. -----Original Message----- From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 26/07/2009 00:26 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] FW: two glasses of Wine ---FW Two Glasses of Wine Two Glasses of Wine When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 glasses of wine... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two glasses of wine from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor, as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things; your family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions; things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else; the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, he continued, there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life: If you spend all your time and energy on the small Stuff. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18 holes. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first; the Things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.' One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the wine represented. The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of glasses of wine with a friend.' Please share this with friends . I JUST DID!Best Wishes from me Keith