Bloody hell, might know it was you, you drive like a lunatic. You've damaged my Rolls Royce. You'd better give me a lift. Bloody hell Carol, your wheel has come off, I'd better go after it. See you at Clare's house. love Malcolm. xxx Hi Clare, just driving in my chitty chitty bang bang car to your house so have kettle on hahahahahahahaha big mug please two sugars oh yes must share your choclates with me now hope their is room on your couch for me. oops bang bang bang wow this bloody old banger is going on me again oops just banged in to back of posh limozen oops its Malcolm sorry mate Malcolm get in back lovie take you to my lovely friends Clare's house hop in wow bang bang boom whoosh wow my weel come off now oh help its rolling down the street Oh help oh help No Malcolm please do not run after it oh too late he has gone Ring ring ring Hello! yes who is it Carol here its peter here Clare's dad whats up Carol its my car broken down need to come to your house to watch Emmerdale. Are you joking No peter oh my god ran out of tea bags. Margaret! What! better go to corner shop need tea bags for Carol oh my god no she wiell take our Clare's choclates Mum ! oh no please do not allow Carol my choclates. Margaret! yu better hide them quick Clare Knock knock knock Get the door peter Carol darling nice to meet you. Peter out of breath here can you get me mug of water ok darling Clare oh lovely to be sitting next to you now Clare! what! where is my choclates sorry got none left the end love Carol x.x.x.x. ----- No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2012.0.1913 / Virus Database: 2114/4866 - Release Date: 03/12/12