Oh my God shock horror. Miss Piggy is here to eat all my chocolates there will be none left for me. I mean she eats more than me and that's saying something. Well a good thing I won a big bar today we will share that while enjoying the soaps. I do share my chocolates sometimes. Especially with my lovely friend Carol. So mate let's get tucking in. Won't last 5 minutes with us. Here we are in my chocolate house. We eat everything as it's all chocolate even utensils and plates etc so no washing up in our house. Oh here comes Malcolm to join us. Oh my God who's that at the door this time of night? My mum says. Peter, you go and answer it my mum says to dad. Good evening. Can I come in. Malcolm says. Who are you? Says my dad. It's Malcolm here. Can I join the party? Come in says dad. Margaret, Malcolm's here to see Carol and Clare can you put kettle on love? My dad says to my mum. Yeah, sure says Margaret my mum. Carol and me shout in surprise. Oh so happy to see you Malcolm. No chocolate though for you we have eaten it all you are too late shame. Well let's all now enjoy the soaps. Love chocolaty in her chocolate house with her chocolate friends