Hay Jenny, You've not been on this list long. you don't know the facts about miss piggy. were still trying to find out who the real father is. Poor Kermit is getting all the blame because he's got money. But the poor frog doesn't know one end of a frog from another He needs to go on the Jeremy Kyle show to sort it out once and for all. Those tears she plays with she got of me when I wanted my teddy bears. love Malcolm. xxx.