Hi Charlotte, No I don't mind the jokes. I look forward to them. What good is live without a laugh. Keep them coming. After the Newts and frogs porn I guess its got to be Snails and Puppy dogs tails. He he he. What did you mean by the three rocks? Have you considered having Skype. Quite a lot of us are on it now. Its good to talk. Malcolm from Hyde. Cheshire. England. Skype name. malcolmbo1