Oh Elaine nackly this doggie joke is just brilliant and really funny hahahahahehehehehehehehe I have just forwarded to my doggie friends oh that is brilliant that one wet my knickers laughing at that hahahehehehehehe Take care carol x.x.x.x. -----Original Message----- From: elaine nutley - Email Address: e.nutley@xxxxxxx Sent On: 08/06/2011 18:36 Sent To: Jane Balmforth, Debbie Berkinshaw, Ann Coleman, Nicola Daley, Dawn, Mike Douel, Marion Foster, Jenifer Furnell, Wendy Gentle, bob griffiths, Guide Chat, Marilyn Hayto, Gina Mousley, Shirley Springett, Joyce Welsh, young.g@xxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx, dawn537@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, m.douel@xxxxxxx, marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx, jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxx, wendygentle@xxxxxxxxxx, bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx, guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, malhayto@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, ginamousley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, tripleckickerswdc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, jwelsh123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, young.g@xxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] FW: THREE DOGS AT THE VET... Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what's? the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down." The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?" The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." " So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab inquired. " Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said. The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here? " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away.." The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?" The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped ! "