[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] FW: THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

  • From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Wed, 8 Jun 2011 21:10:30 +0100

Oh Elaine nackly 
this doggie joke is just brilliant and really funny hahahahahehehehehehehehe 
I have just forwarded to my doggie friends oh that is brilliant that one 
wet my knickers laughing at that hahahehehehehehe 
Take care carol x.x.x.x.

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Subject: [guide.chat] FW: THREE DOGS AT THE VET...

Three 
                        dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when 
                        they struck
up a conversation. The 
                        Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador 
                        and 
said >> " So why are 
                        you here ? "
 
The yellow Lab replied, " 
                        I'm a pisser. I piss on 
                        everything.....the
sofa, the curtains, the 
                        cat, the kids. But the final straw was last 
                        night
when 
                        I  pissed in the middle of my owner's 
                        bed."
 
The black Lab said, " So 
                        what's? the vet going to do ? "
 
" Gonna cut my nuts off " 
                        came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me 
                        down."
 
The Yellow Lab then turned 
                        to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here 
                        ?"
 
The Black Lab said, " I'm 
                        a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers 
                        and
trees, 
                        I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig 
up 
                        the 
carpets.   But I 
                        went over the line last night when I dug a great big 
                        hole in my
owners' 
                        couch."
" 
                        So what are they going to do to you ? " the Yellow Lab 
                        inquired.
" Looks like I'm losing my 
                        nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
 
The Black Lab then turned 
                        to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you 
                        here?
" 
                        I'm a humper,"  said the Great Dane. "I'll hump 
                        anything. I'll hump the
cat, a  pillow, the 
                        table, fence posts, whatever.  I want to hump 
                        everything I
see."
Yesterday my owner had 
                        just got out of the shower and was bending down 
                        to
dry her 
                        toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her 
                        back and
started hammering 
                        away.."
The Black and the Yellow 
                        Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
" So, it's nuts off for 
                        you too, huh ?"
                        The 
                        Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my 
                        nails clipped ! "
                         
                        
                        
                         
                        
                         
                        

                  
              
                
                  
                    
                    
                      
                         
                      
                         
                      
                         
                  
            
  
  
                                          

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