Hi John, I am also interested in classical music although I have never learned to play a musical instument. Did you play or teach? I used to attend Halle concerts in the days when Barbirolli was conductor and have listened to recorded music from the days of the old 78 rev per minute, turning records over every four minutes. I still belong to a Recorded Music Society which I joined in 1948 and which is still going strong but with fewer (and older) members. Sadly I am no longer able to attend live concerts owing to sight. hearing and mobility problems,but I have a good collection of cds.which I enjoy in the comfort of my home. Liz -----Original Message----- From: John Keel - Email Address: j.keel1428@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 15/10/2012 16:39 Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] The new kid on the block. Hi everyone, For some time I have been hearing about this group but only now have I had the courage to join. I have been a Guide user for a little over a year now . I live alone with my retired Guide Dog Winnie and am what I suppose you would call in the autumn of my years. I worked as a semi-pro musician and piano tuner before I retired, and my love of music ranges from Bach, Beethoven, Deleus, through Gilbert and Sullivan and Count Basie and all the other big bands. It would appear that many of you, like me, have a good sense of humour so perhaps this might make you chuckle. A group of primary school infants accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one little boy came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the children up, one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in year four." "No, love," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the two thirty." Kind regards to all. John Keel