[guide.chat] In Reply To: FW: Best one in a long time!!!!

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 10 Apr 2010 00:26:46 +0100

-----Original Message-----
From: Christine
Subject: FW: Best one in a long time!!!!

 

 
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he 
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. 

The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 
  old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. 

He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great 
condition for 10 years. 

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the Bike is 
outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from 
the rain.' 

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. 

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. 
Naturally, they take the bike there. 

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to 
tell you something about my family before we go in.' 

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who Says anything 
during dinner has to do the dishes.' 

'No problem,' he says. And in they go. 

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a Huge stack of 
dirty dishes. 

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the  stairs, in the 
corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. 

They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. 

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. 

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. 

No one says a word. 

So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. 

Still, nobody says a word. 

So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and 
screws her right there, in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom 
horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. 

He looks at her mom.. 

'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the 
dinner table, and has his way with her every which way right there on the 
dinner table. 

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, Total silence. 

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. 

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... 

Suddenly the father shouted....'I'll do the f!
 

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