[guide.chat] Horrid Henry
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:15:30 -0000
here are the
JOKES NOT TO
TELL AUNT RUBY
(Not Suitable
for aunts)
MUM: Henry! I've just had the
strangest call from Aunt Ruby . . .
HENRY: Hide!
What do you call an aunt on the toilet?
Lou Lou.
What do you call an aunt who falls off
the toilet?
Lou Roll.
Why do you put your aunt in the fridge?
To make Auntie-freeze.
Has your aunt ncaught up with you yet?
No, but when she does I'm going to
need a lot of Auntie-septic.
How do you make anti-freeze?
Hide her nightie.
How can you tell if Aunt Ruby's been to
visit?
She's still in the house.
MUM: Henry, we're having Aunt Ruby
for lunch this Sunday.
HENRY: Can't we have roast beef
instead?
MUM: Henry! Why did you put a slug in
Aunt Ruby's bed?
HENRY: I couldn't find a snake.
AUNT RUBY: Goodness! It's raining
cats and dogs.
HENRY: I know. I nearly stepped in a
poodle.
AUNT RUBY: Well, Henry, I'm leaving
tomorrow. Are you sorry?
HENRY: Oh yes, Aunt Ruby, I thought
you were leaving today.
You will
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