[guide.chat] :Fwd: Remember this one?
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 27 Aug 2011 15:48:02 +0100
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Sent On: 26/08/2011 23:34
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:Fwd: Remember this one?
remember this one?
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old
green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently
slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then,
grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained
T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body,
and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus
rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good grief,
Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy
Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment,
and the therapist suggested I
do something sexy to a tractor.
" (Don't make me come 'splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.
)
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