[guide.chat] Fwd: Grandpa
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:09:20 +0100
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grandpa
Wisdom from Grandpa...
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt
that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one, but the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
Judgin' from the specimens they pick for husbands, it's no wonder that
brides
often blush.
On anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the
present.
A foolish husband remarks to his wife: "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept
up.
Many girls like to marry a military man--he can cook, sew, make a bed, and
is
in good health...and he's already used to taking orders.
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