[guide.chat] : Fw: Private Parts

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2011 00:22:29 +0100

: Fw: Private Parts

Subject: Fw: Private Parts

 

       
                   

                                M Y PRIVATE PART DIED 
                                An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a 
nursing home. 
                                One day he appeared to be very sad and 
depressed. 

                                Nurse  Tracy asked him if there was anything 
wrong. 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace. 
                                'My Private Part died today, and I am very 
sad.' 

                                Knowing her patients were a little forgetful 
and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. 
Please accept my condolences.' 

                                The  following day, Mr. Wallace was walking 
down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. 

                                He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.  Please put your Private 
Part back inside your pajamas.' 

                                'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. 
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.' 

                                'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell me 
that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' 

                                (You've gotta love this.) 

                                'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' 

                                IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING 
                                SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
                                 
                                 
                             
                       

                  We'll be friends until we are old and senile.  Then we'll be 
new friends.
                 
             
           

       
     
       
     

 

 
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