[guide.chat] Fw: POLITICALLY CORRECT!

From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 7 Jul 2012 22:53:02 +0100



I couldn't resist sending this!
 THIS IS A NON-PARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY All PARTIES!  
      NOT ONLY THAT-IT IS POLITICCALLY CORRECT!!

      While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is 
tragically hit by a truck and dies.

      His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

      'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems 
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, 
so we're not sure what to do with you.'

      'No problem, just let me in, 'says the man.

      'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is 
have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven.  Then you can choose where to 
spend eternity'.  
      'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,'  says the MP.

      'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

      And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, 
down, down to hell.  The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a 
green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it 
are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
      Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake 
his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the 
expense of the people.

      They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and 
champagne.

      Also present is the devil, who  really is a very friendly & nice guy who 
has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time 
that before he realizes it, it is time to go.

      Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

      The elevator goes up, up, up and the  door reopens on heaven where St. 
Peter is waiting for him.

      'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

      So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving 
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing.  They have a good time and, 
before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

      'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose 
your eternity'.

      The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have 
said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be 
better off in hell.'

      So St. Peter escorts him to the lift and he goes down, down, down to hell.

      Now the doors of the lift open and he's in the middle of a barren land 
covered with waste and rubbish.

      He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and 
putting it in black bags as more rubbish falls from above.

      The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I 
don't understand, 'stammers the  MP'. Yesterday I was here and there was a golf 
course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and 
danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of rubbish and 
my friends look miserable. 
      What happened?'

      The devil looks at him, smiles and says, ' Yesterday we were 
campaigning... 
      Today you voted.'
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