[guide.chat] Fw: Murphy's Law - Revised
- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 26 Sep 2012 21:34:14 +0100
Subject: Fw: Murphy's Law - Revised
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>Murphy's Lesser-known Dictums
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>Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
>you hear them speak.
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>He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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>Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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>Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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>Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
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>The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
>right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
>
>If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone dickhead would
>to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
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>If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
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>The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who
>got there first.
>
>Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
>Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
>
>The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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>A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
>
>When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who
>weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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