[guide.chat] : Fw: Getting thru Customs
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:01:27 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Judith Appleton
Sent On: 20/09/2010 19:47
Sent To: Keith
Who wishes to thank Judith for forwarding this joke to us here at the chat line
,many thanks Judith
Subject: Fw: Getting thru Customs
Subject: Fw: Getting thru Customs
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside
her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?
Of course, child. What may I do for you?
Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's
birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid
they'll
confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to
declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is,
to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'
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