Keith, I know you give warnings but could you please keep racist jokes out of the forum? If you know specific people who like them maybe you could keep it separate - I just don't think it's right to send in this kind of stuff to the forum as it doesn't respect diversity. BTW I love most of your jokes so this isn't personal. But if you have to warn people they're about to read a racist joke maybe it shouldn't be sent to the forum? Cheers, Claire -original message- Subject: [guide.chat] : Fw: Fwd: Fw: Drinking With An Aussie gal :{ Sheila }: From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Date: 06/06/2011 11:31 pm Warning this one is a bit racial, There is no intension to offend in any of my postings but if you do not like them ,then in future just delete them . Keith And you have seen something like the wording before in emails to this forum . : Fw: Fwd: Fw: Drinking With An Aussie gal Gotta Love the Aussie's An Afghan, an Arab, And a Australian Sheila are In the same bar. When the Afghan Finishes his beer, He throws his glass In the air, pulls Out His pistol, and Shoots The glass To pieces. He says, 'In Afghanistan, Our glasses are so Cheap we don't need To drink with the Same one twice.' The Arab, obviously Impressed by this, Drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), Throws it into the Air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots The glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have So much sand to make Glasses that we don't Need to drink with The same one twice either.' The Aussie Sheila Cool as a cucumber, Picks up her beer, Downs it in one gulp, Throws the glass into The air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab. Catching her glass, Setting it on the bar, and calling For a refill, She says, 'In Australia We have so many Illegal immigrants that We don't have to Drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Australia !! -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter.