[guide.chat] : Fw: Fw: TO BE SIX, AGAIN--j

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2011 23:14:02 +0100

-----Original Message-----
From: Judith Appleton
Sent On: 27/06/2011 17:10
Sent To: Keith
: Fw: Fw: TO BE SIX, AGAIN

To Be 6 Again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his?wife, who was
Looking at herself in the mirror.. Since her birthday was not
Far off he asked what she'd like to
Have for her birthday..
'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of 
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her 
on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
Of Fear, the ScreamingRoller Coaster, everything there
was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
Reeling and her stomach felt upside
Down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with 
extra fries and a
Chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite?candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed
Exhausted.
?
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what 
was it like being six
Again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you f---ing retard!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
Get it wrong.
SEND
THIS TO ALL THE MEN &
WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH
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