[guide.chat] : Fw: FW: Posted in a golf club in Scotland

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2011 23:36:15 +0100

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From: Judith
Sent On: 26/02/2011 19:10
Sent To: Keith
 Fw: FW: Posted in a golf club in Scotland

      Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland , UK  

      1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 

      2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 

      3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 

      4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 

      5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 

      6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 

      7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 

      8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 

      9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 

      10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 

      WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND 
TEE OFF.

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