[guide.chat] Fw:

  • From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:10:31 -0000

Subject: Fw: Two Italians on a Bus




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Subject: Fwd: Two Italians on a Bus


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>  Thought you might see the humour in this!  NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH

  A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated 
conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her 
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:  Emma 
come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two 
asses, they come togedda again.        
I come again and pee twice.         Then I come one lasta time.' 
The lady can't take this anymore,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!" she retorted indignantly. 
'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!" 
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.   
'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' 
Mississippi .....'  
£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!  

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