[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: [guide.chat] Fw: TWO BROOMS joke of the day

From: "Hazel & Kim Darvell" <darvell206@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 4 Jul 2009 14:26:50 +0100


Don't you mean She was swept off her feet.
This made us groan out of all control.

-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 04/07/2009 10:19
Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Fw: TWO BROOMS     joke of the day

Subject: Fw: TWO BROOMS

don't worry about attachents as they are the same pictures as in the story!
                        Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while 
they got to know each other so well, 
                        they decided to get married. 

                        One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other 
the groom broom. 
                        The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white 
dress. 
                         
                        The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. 
                         
                        The wedding was lovely. 

                        After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the 
bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 
                        'I think I am going to have a little broom!' 

                        'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. 
                         
                        Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going 
to 
                        hurt!!!!!!

                        'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' 
                        .................................... ...

                        Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.

                        Life's too short not to enjoy...

                        Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping 
around!!!
                       
               

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