[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Mozart

  • From: "Phyllis Edwards" <phyllis.edwards999@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Sat, 25 Jun 2011 17:05:49 +0100


-----Original Message-----
From: Barry landers - Email Address: barry.landers@xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 22/06/2011 18:29
Sent To: phyllis edwards - Email Address: phyllis.edwards999@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Mozart

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From Barry 
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                        Musician Jokes :: #10661
                        By Morné van der Merwe from Stellenbosch Western Cape 
South Africa 

                        When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. 
A couple

                        days later, the town drunk was walking through the 
cemetery and heard

                        some strange noises coming from the area where Mozart 
was buried.

                        Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and 
listen to it.

                        The priest bent close to the grave and heard some 
faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran 
and got the town magistrate.

                        When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the 
grave,

                        listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's 
Mozart's Ninth Symphony,

                        being played backwards."

                        He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the 
Eighth Symphony,

                        And it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

                        So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the 
Seventh... the

                        Sixth...the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what 
was happening dawned 

                        on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the 
crowd that had gathered in the

                        cemetery. "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry 
about. It's just Mozart decomposing."


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