[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: B-F Humor: children

From: "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Mon, 6 Jun 2011 16:22:30 +0100

Subject: B-F Humor: children

    Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the

    thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the

    first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

    "Don't what?" Adam replied.

    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

    "Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit?

    Hey, Eve...we got Forbidden Fruit!"

    "No way!"

    "Yes WAY!"

    "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

    "Why?"

    "Because I'm your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he

    hadn't stopped after making the elephants. A few minutes later God saw

    the kids having an apple break and was angry.

    "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?"   the first parent asked.

    "Uh huh," Adam replied.

    "Then why did you?"

    "I dunno," Eve answered.

    "She started it!" Adam said.

    "Did Not!"

    "DID so!"

    "DID NOT!!"

    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and

    Eve should have children of their own.

    Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a

    reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried
to

    give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

    If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a

    piece of cake for you?


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